Friday, June 08, 2007

Top Ten Surprises on the Sopranos Finale

I'm getting excited to see the finale of the Sopranos. My favourite non-animated TV show is ending for good soon. The latest David Letterman top ten contest is Top Ten Surprises on the Sopranos Finale. I normally only submit one entry to the Letterman top ten contests but this time I am getting greedy. I'm trying for the whole top ten. That would be cool. Here are my ten entries:

10 Janice kills Carmella for ziti recipe.








9 Sil finds out too late he is the first new patient in years for Dr. Kervorkian.
8 Anthony Junior becomes the boss... at a local Toys "R" Us.
7 Meadow enrolls in law school and busts entire family as homework assignment.









6 Mob family war is settled by pitting Paulie Gualtieri against Phil Leotardo in a WWE hairmatch.









5 Tony's new therapist - Dr. Phil!









4 A geneological study shows that the Sopranos are actually Tenors.

3 The "safe"house Tony's gang is holed up in turns out to be one of Carmella's spec houses, which she burns for insurance purposes accidentally killing everyone.

2 Tony gets an extra long lapdance and, BA DA BING, heart attack.

And the number one surprise in the Sopranos Final Episode: Tony gets whacked...
by Stewie Griffin of Family Guy.
Wish me luck.
By the way, I don't know who signed that autograph beside Stewie but it should be Fran Doyle. Sorry bout that, Fran. Liars, cheaters and stealers always prosper eh?
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4 comments:

  1. The Histrionics of a Fat Housewife4:42 AM

    These are good. I mean, I think these are good. I don't actually know since I've never seen the show. Did you get any on Letterman?

    I love the name Leotardo, though. I'm thinking he should go by 'tardo. Hee hee!

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  2. The Histrionics of a Fat Housewife4:46 AM

    Btw, I just had to tell ya, I love the new pic! It's awesome. Although, you do look a smidge Korean in it. But, after all that time spent there, I think YOU are actually starting to look a smidge Korean.

    And yes, I too have trouble with pics on blogger. Hence I'm leaving and going to Wordpress!

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  3. Cory3:07 PM

    Those are great Dave! I'll be checking to see how many you get on Letterman.
    I just signed up on your blog website (you have to be a member in order to leave comments.)
    Keep writing your blog. I really enjoy reading it.

    Cory

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  4. Dave MacCannell8:07 AM

    Hey Cor. Good to hear from you. And it's always so nice to get comments. It keeps me going. Did you see the finale? What a lame ending! Although I DID enjoy Phil's demise. He's bugged me for a couple seasons. "Say good bye to Grampa." Not ONE of my ideas was right though! Dang!

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